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Interior, Kitchen. Blanche is at the sink, Sophia is sitting at the Kitchen
table. Rose and Dorothy enter from the Living room door.
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Dorothy |
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Blanche, what exactly makes you think he's your man?
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Blanche |
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Maybe the fact that I found him first.
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Rose |
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What about the fact that he dumped you for me?
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Rose |
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A Hungarian artist we've all been posing nude for.
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Sophia |
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In the future, a simple "none of
your business Sophia" will suffice.
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Sophia gets up and exits through the Living Room door. Dorothy takes
a seat at the table.
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Dorothy |
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Tell me honestly Blanche, do you have any reason to believe that
Laszlo might be interested in you?
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Blanche |
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Well, just the fact that on numerous occasions, he has referred to me
as his greatest artistic inspiration ever, bar none.
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Dorothy |
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Oh, let's face it girls, we have no idea which
one of us Laszlo wants to use.
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Blanche |
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Well, I think it's obvious Dorothy the man is an artist,
he has taste. He cannot help but pick the woman with the most
grace, the most style, the most femininity.
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Blanche sits down at the table causing a hidden whoopee cushion
to erupt with flatulent noise. She struggles to maintain her composure while Dorothy and
Rose look away. Eventually Rose sits and joins them at the table.
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Rose |
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I wonder if he knows which one of us he wants. I mean, he told me that
I had something that Blanche didn't have and he probably told Dorothy
she had something that I don't. Maybe now he's back to Blanche.
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Blanche |
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I think he's been very unfair. We really ought to all stop
going and he'd have no sculpture.
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Dorothy |
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It would serve him right.
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Blanche |
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Well all right then girls, let's make a pact. None of us
will go back. And we'll seal it by both of you giving me
your keys and I'll keep all three of them safe in my hope chest.
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Dorothy |
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Then how do we know that you and your hope chest
won't keep going?
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Dorothy reaches for the canister of peanut brittle Sophia left behind. She opens it and snakes shoot out, thus
raising the tension of the scene that much more.
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Rose |
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There's only one thing to do... Go to Laszlo and make him decide
once and for all who he wants.
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Blanche |
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Fine with me, let's go.
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They all get up and head towards the Living Room door. As Blanche
and Rose exit, Sophia enters through the same door and heads toward
the table.
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Sophia |
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Where's everybody going?
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Dorothy |
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We'll be back in an hour. Oh ma, why don't you ah, just sit
right over here and read your magazine, okay?
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Dorothy walks Sophia over to the chair with the whoopee cushion and
waits for the eruption of flatulent noise.
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Sophia sits down but nothing happens. This causes Dorothy to take
a close look at the chair. Sophia notices this and declares...
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Don't try to outsmart me Dorothy. I've got the mind of a fox
and the butt muscles of Barishnokov.
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A frustrated Dorothy exits through the Living Room door.
Fade on Sophia laughing and reading her magazine. Cut to exterior, Laszlo's studio.
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