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Interior, Museum. Several people are gathered to see
the unveiling of Laszlo's newest sculpture. The girls are dressed in their finest. In
front of the veiled statue is Victor, the museum MC.
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Victor |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the moment we've all been waiting for... the unveiling of the
latest masterpiece of Mr. Laszlo Gregorian.
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Laszlo, who is surrounded by adoring fans, nods in
appreciation.
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So, without further ado, off with the sheet.
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The sheet rises and Laszlo's sculpture is seen by all. Soon,
they all start applauding.
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Blanche |
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Oh, my god, I look gorgeous.
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Dorothy |
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You? Blanche that's me!
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Blanche |
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Girls, be serious. Look at those eyes.
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Blanche |
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Sophia, you can't see the butt.
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Sophia |
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Then it sure can't be you.
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Blanche tosses another one of those "Oh you!"
glances at Sophia.
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Dorothy |
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Oh, this is ridiculous. There's only one way to settle this.
Where is Laszlo? |
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Rose |
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There he is. Laszlo.
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Dorothy finally gets his attention.
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Let me be the first to tell you what a simply stunning
piece of art this is.
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Laszlo |
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Thank you Dorothy.
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Dorothy |
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Now, who the hell is it?
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Laszlo |
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You mean it's not obvious?
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Blanche/Rose/Dorothy |
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Not to them...
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Each girl points to the other two.
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Laszlo |
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Well, I see I must explain. You see, in this statue I wanted a
look of strength and character, so I chose Dorothy.
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Dorothy |
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I knew it! I knew it!
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Laszlo |
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Then I dropped her.
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Sophia |
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Like so many before you.
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Sophia turns her back and walks away.
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Laszlo |
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I decided I needed more sensuality and vitality, so I
turned to my sketches of Blanche.
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Laszlo |
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And then I put them away. I wanted more softness, more sweetness,
so I went to my sketches of Rose.
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Rose |
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You mean that's me up there?
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Dorothy |
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Well, then who is it?
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Laszlo |
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It is all of you. The answer finally came to me. Why not
take the best features of each lady to create one perfect
lady? That is what you see. You know, it is not hard to
understand why you are such good friends. You compliment
each other very well indeed.
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The girls reach for each other's hand.
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Dorothy |
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Thank you Laszlo.
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Blanche |
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Oh, one more thing Laszlo. I'd like to ask you a question.
Um, by any chance is there anybody here tonight in whom you might be interested romantically?
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Laszlo |
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Well, as a matter of fact... yes.
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Blanche/Rose/Dorothy |
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I knew it. It's me.
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Just then, Victor walks up.
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Victor |
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Laszlo, looks like we're a hit.
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Victor and Laszlo exchange sexy glances as Victor exits.
The girls are shocked and their expressions show it.
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Laszlo |
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I'm sorry, I thought you knew.
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Sophia |
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How can you blame him? The man looked at the three of
you naked for a month.
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She throws up her hands and shakes her head.
Cut to exterior, house.
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